To ease the chasms of time leading up to the new Star Trek film I thought I would give Exotic Trousers readers the opportunity to listen to an audio version of a lost classic Trek episode.
Star Trek: The Angriness of Rojay is a play I wrote some years back and forced some of my mates to act in. I use the word "act" loosely. And wrongly. I myself play Dr Mcoy, Uhura (cough), High Priest Pee-Niss, Rojay and the Klingon that sounds a bit like Mr Kipling (and Dr McCoy). Some of the loosest acting comes from me.
The script was written to the same style and quality as the toons posted here on Exotic Trousers... I'm afraid. Please expect jokes worth an entire agricultural economy's worth of corn. Especially one for which I am truly sorry.
To celebrate the return of Doctor Who this Saturday (5 April 6:20pm BBC1) here's something that everyone should see and hear...
On an unrelated note, fulfilling an ambition I wasn't aware I had, I was contacted by a real life superhero last week. The Geist, a superhero who walks the mean streets of Minnesota emailled me to complain about Rob's earlier article (Rob's, not mine. I must assume supervision and detective skills aren't part of the Geist's crimefighting arsenal).
I am tempted to become his enemy in a Jonah Jameson kind of way but he (the Geist) does good work with the homeless so I won't. I will however go into greater detail about this later in the week.